The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The National Worker Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.182 billion Novians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantum. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Supernovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,940 Supernovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmosplosion's national animal is the Gamma Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cosmosplosion is ranked 1,479^th in the world and 69^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,158.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.