by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 511th
The Revolutionary Vanguard of
Left-wing Utopia
No War But Class War
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.182 billion

LeaderThe National Worker Council

AnimalGamma Ray

The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The National Worker Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.182 billion Novians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantum. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Supernovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,940 Supernovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmosplosion's national animal is the Gamma Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cosmosplosion is ranked 1,479th in the world and 69th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,158.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 511thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,479thSafest: 1,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,926thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,119thLargest Governments: 3,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,559thMost Influential: 4,645thLowest Crime Rates: 4,714thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,887thBest Weather: 5,363rdMost Inclusive: 5,379thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,420thMost Developed: 6,193rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,907thHealthiest Citizens: 7,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,630thMost Cultured: 7,815thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,603rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,603rdNicest Citizens: 9,034thSmartest Citizens: 10,068thTop
Nudest: 11,327thMost Efficient Economies: 12,156thMost Secular: 12,363rdHighest Economic Output: 12,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,149th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionTop
Safest: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 195th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 252nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 287th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 289th in the regionBest Weather: 305th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 311th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 338th in the regionMost Developed: 371st in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionNudest: 416th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 419th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 427th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 485th in the regionNicest Citizens: 506th in the regionLargest Populations: 525th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 639th in the regionMost Secular: 687th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 766th in the region

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