by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 192ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 442ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,077th
The Revolutionary Vanguard of
Left-wing Utopia
No War But Class War
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.154 billion

LeaderThe National Worker Council

AnimalGamma Ray

The Revolutionary Vanguard of Cosmosplosion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The National Worker Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.154 billion Novians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantum. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cosmic economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Supernovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,938 Supernovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmosplosion's national animal is the Gamma Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cosmosplosion is ranked 162,413th in the world and 3rd in PowerBall for Most Authoritarian, with 495.72 milliStalins.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 192ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 442ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,593rdSafest: 1,686thMost Influential: 1,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,058thMost Pacifist: 2,205thTop
Largest Governments: 3,328thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,577thLowest Crime Rates: 4,611thBest Weather: 4,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,836thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,509thMost Inclusive: 5,744thMost Developed: 6,202ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,447thHealthiest Citizens: 7,593rdMost Cultured: 7,951stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,870thNicest Citizens: 9,374thSmartest Citizens: 10,447thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,415thMost Secular: 12,874thMost Efficient Economies: 13,008thHighest Average Incomes: 17,453rdMost Income Equality: 17,516th

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