The Democratic Republic of Cosmo Chile is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 377 million Cosmo Chileans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juandissimo City. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cosmo Chilean economy, worth 25.2 trillion Biscuits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,798 Biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmo Chile's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cosmo Chile is ranked 251,686^th in the world and 10,943^rd in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.97 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.