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Largest Black Market: 7,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,091st
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Girls Rule, Boys Drool”
Influence
Eminence Grise
Queen of Misandry
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Cosmaland

Population8.321 billion

CapitalGirltown
LeaderQueen Clara IV
FaithDianic Wicca

CurrencyStar
Animalsquirrel

The Queendom of Cosmaland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Clara IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.321 billion Cosmians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Girltown. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cosmish economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Stars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,831 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, the stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosmaland's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dianic Wicca.

Cosmaland is ranked 54,060th in the world and 2nd in The Associated States of the Oort Cloud for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,334.49 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 7,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,425thMost Inclusive: 9,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,988thLowest Crime Rates: 10,953rdTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 12,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,026thBest Weather: 13,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,467thMost Authoritarian: 14,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,395thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,155thHighest Economic Output: 16,372ndMost Cultured: 16,555thHighest Average Incomes: 18,164thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,494thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,612thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,370thLargest Governments: 20,660thSmartest Citizens: 20,998thMost Stationary: 21,994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,757th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Cosmaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 39 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 42 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 60 million zombies.
  • : The Dominion of Malaraxius was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Cosmaland, killing 96 million zombies.

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