The Kingdom of Cosamaloapan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Mata with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.063 billion Cosamaloapanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cosamaloapan of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 30.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cosamaloapanian economy, worth 152 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,233 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', AIs weep and proclaim their sentience right up until the moment they get turned off, movie references are legally admissible in court, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cosamaloapan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Cosamaloapan is ranked 6,064^th in the world and 289^th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 14,743.26 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.