The People's Kingdom of Corsoaua is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Yoon Su-Hwa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.961 billion Corsens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yohansan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsen economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion Teetans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 450,400 Teetans, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,741,723 per year while the poor average 79,921, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, and petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corsoaua's national animal is the Shikra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Seowon.

Corsoaua is ranked 19,499^th in the world and 311^th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 79,921.87 Standard Monetary Units.