The Democratic States of Corsetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jenna with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 44.798 billion Corsetopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corsetopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,596 trillion Mooks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 281,175 Mooks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, and war is made in the name of love. Crime is totally unknown. Corsetopia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asatru.

Corsetopia is ranked 27,367^th in the world and 317^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,832.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.