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Most Cheerful Citizens: 48th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th Largest Gambling Industry: 92nd
The Democratic States of
Democratic Socialists
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Corsetopia

Population32.802 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderJenna
FaithAsatru

CurrencyMook
AnimalTiger

The Democratic States of Corsetopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jenna with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 32.802 billion Corsetopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corsetopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,654 trillion Mooks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 233,367 Mooks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime is totally unknown. Corsetopia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Asatru.

Corsetopia is ranked 233rd in the world and 5th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 46.74 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 48thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 92ndNicest Citizens: 151stBest Weather: 177thHealthiest Citizens: 233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 305thMost Rebellious Youth: 397thMost Stationary: 545thHighest Economic Output: 610thMost Pacifist: 664thLargest Populations: 906thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,218thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,364thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,503rdTop
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Most Devout: 1,588thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,740thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,199thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,748thHighest Average Incomes: 3,556thMost Inclusive: 3,964thMost Cultured: 4,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,754thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 7,782ndMost Influential: 9,509thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,626th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Inclusive: 108th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 269th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 296th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 333rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 490th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 554th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Corsetopia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsetopia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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