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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,758thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,439th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Money is very powerful
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Corporate Bordelle

Population1.834 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMoney Garbage Monster

The United States of Corporate Bordelle is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.834 billion Corporate Bordelleans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate Bordellean economy, worth 189 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,134 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,250 per year while the poor average 20,845, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corporate Bordelle's national animal is the Money Garbage Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Corporate Bordelle is ranked 184,639th in the world and 228th in The Union of Democratic States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,758thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,439thFattest Citizens: 4,009thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,327thHighest Crime Rates: 4,695thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,806thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,398thMost Avoided: 6,821stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,558thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,749thRudest Citizens: 11,602ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,455thMost Armed: 13,546thHighest Drug Use: 18,503rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,615thMost Pro-Market: 19,231stLargest Retail Industry: 19,835thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,300thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,567thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,752nd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Corporate Bordelle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Corporate Bordelle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Corporate Bordelle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporate Bordelle, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporate Bordelle, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporate Bordelle, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporate Bordelle, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporate Bordelle, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Corporate Bordelle's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Corporate Bordelle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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