The United States of Corporate Bordelle is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.834 billion Corporate Bordelleans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate Bordellean economy, worth 189 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,134 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,250 per year while the poor average 20,845, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corporate Bordelle's national animal is the Money Garbage Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Corporate Bordelle is ranked 184,639^th in the world and 228^th in The Union of Democratic States for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.61 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.