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Largest Retail Industry: 1,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,224thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,253rd
The Federation of
Moralistic Democracy
Corollia shall fall
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Corollian Space Bandits

Population7.348 billion

CapitalBattlestation Gatlantica
LeaderPresident Snow
FaithCosmos

Currencycredit
AnimalVermicious Knids

The Federation of Corollian Space Bandits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Snow with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.348 billion Corollian Space Banditsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Battlestation Gatlantica. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corollian Space Banditsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,672 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 227,575 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, the police insist that racism does not exist, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corollian Space Bandits's national animal is the Vermicious Knids, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosmos.

Corollian Space Bandits is ranked 258,814th in the world and 38th in Hartfelden for Smartest Citizens, with 0.45 quips per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,224thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,253rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,325thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,359thLargest Black Market: 1,816thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,008thLargest Mining Sector: 2,038thMost Avoided: 2,188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,236thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,888thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,095thFattest Citizens: 4,061stMost Primitive: 4,395thMost Efficient Economies: 4,987thHighest Average Incomes: 5,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,199thRudest Citizens: 5,436thNudest: 5,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,089thLargest Governments: 10,545thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,223rdHighest Economic Output: 11,796thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,894thTop
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Most Secular: 17,360thMost Stationary: 18,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,344thMost Influential: 20,626thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,831st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, Corollian Space Banditsians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Corollian Space Bandits was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Corollian Space Bandits, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.

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