Population | 7.348 billion |
Capital | Battlestation Gatlantica |
Leader | President Snow |
Faith | Cosmos |
Currency | credit |
Animal | Vermicious Knids |
The Federation of Corollian Space Bandits is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Snow with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.348 billion Corollian Space Banditsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Battlestation Gatlantica. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Corollian Space Banditsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,672 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 227,575 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, the police insist that racism does not exist, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corollian Space Bandits's national animal is the Vermicious Knids, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosmos.
Corollian Space Bandits is ranked 258,814th in the world and 38th in Hartfelden for Smartest Citizens, with 0.45 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, the police insist that racism does not exist.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, Corollian Space Banditsians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
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Corollian Space Bandits was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Corollian Space Bandits, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.