The Dominion of Cornholio is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 27.171 billion Cornholes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Social Policy, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The Cornholed economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion Beavis a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,352 Beavis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cornholio's national animal is the Butthead.

Cornholio is ranked 242,137^th in the world and 78^th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.13 law-abiding acts per hour.