The Free Land of Corgitopiaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.42 billion Corgitopiaans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Corgitopiaan economy, worth 493 trillion Loaves a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,266 Loaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Corgitopiaa's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corgitopiaa is ranked 26,256^th in the world and 522^nd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 585.3012226292 Days.