The Free Land of Corgitopiaa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.531 billion Corgitopiaans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corgitopiaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Loaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,082 Loaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Corgitopiaa's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Corgitopiaa is ranked 271,368^th in the world and 12,544^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 flags saluted per person per day.