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Highest Crime Rates: 755th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 863rd Largest Gambling Industry: 872nd
The Copyrighted States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
My idea, my money!
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Copyrighted States of Copyright Infringements is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 750 million Copyright infringementians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Copyright Infringementsian economy, worth 146 trillion Copyright infringements a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 195,110 Copyright infringements, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,183,040 per year while the poor average 14,344, a ratio of 82.5 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kabul, and heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Copyright Infringements's national animal is the Copyright attorney, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Copyright Infringements is ranked 41,577th in the world and 31st in CISB for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,057.07 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 863rdLargest Gambling Industry: 872ndMost Armed: 873rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,016thNudest: 1,019thLargest Retail Industry: 1,045thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,170thFattest Citizens: 1,200thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,991stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,048thMost Avoided: 2,069thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,072ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,790thHighest Drug Use: 3,477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,638thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,714thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,107thLargest Mining Sector: 4,217thHighest Average Incomes: 4,820thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,367thRudest Citizens: 5,495thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,220thMost Pro-Market: 8,281stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,685thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,168thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,357th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kabul.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Copyright infringement charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Copyright Infringements, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.

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