The Incorporated States of Copsenwon is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.684 billion Copsenwonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The Copsenwonian economy, worth 191 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,967 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, devotion to God is only skin-deep, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, and a major religion has been named as Copsenwon's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Copsenwon's national animal is the squirrel.

Copsenwon is ranked 141,393^rd in the world and 17^th in Common Jaguar Wilds for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 61.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.