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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdMost Armed: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287th
The Ukrainian Shades of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.854 billion

CapitalOink Vegas
LeaderCaesar Mesa II
FaithCaesar MGMism


The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Mesa II with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.854 billion COPPAtilismians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oink Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient COPPAtilismian economy, worth 743 trillion Meades a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 260,444 Meades, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,398,720 per year while the poor average 2,866, a ratio of 836 to 1.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. COPPAtilism's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caesar MGMism.

COPPAtilism is ranked 62,660th in the world and 921st in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 474.21939788828 days.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 223rdMost Armed: 253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thHighest Crime Rates: 298thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 331stFattest Citizens: 367thMost Avoided: 368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 368thLargest Retail Industry: 432ndLargest Gambling Industry: 435thMost Ignorant Citizens: 513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 708thRudest Citizens: 759thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 802ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 900thNudest: 1,310thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,029thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,080thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,287thMost Efficient Economies: 2,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,441stLargest Mining Sector: 2,511thTop
Most Influential: 2,840thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,451stHighest Average Incomes: 3,479thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,677thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,275thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,284thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,459thMost Patriotic: 7,168thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,657thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,317thTop
Most Secular: 14,821stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,565thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,731st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 25th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 107th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 182nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 195th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 205th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 340th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 414th in the regionMost Secular: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 564th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 575th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 626th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 628th in the region

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