The Ukrainian Shades of COPPAtilism is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Mesa II with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.854 billion COPPAtilismians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oink Vegas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient COPPAtilismian economy, worth 743 trillion Meades a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 260,444 Meades, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,398,720 per year while the poor average 2,866, a ratio of 836 to 1.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. COPPAtilism's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Caesar MGMism.

COPPAtilism is ranked 62,660^th in the world and 921^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 474.21939788828 days.