by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 45th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 77th
The Imperial Main Province of
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For the Greater Good
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The Imperial Main Province of Copenhagen Metropolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.119 billion Copenhageners are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Copenhagen Metropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,885 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 489,194 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Copenhagen Metropolis's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Copenhagen Metropolis is ranked 58,403rd in the world and 31st in Nordic Lands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 45thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Black Market: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 155thHighest Average Incomes: 163rdMost Influential: 166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176thFattest Citizens: 238thMost Efficient Economies: 361stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 383rdHighest Economic Output: 390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 408thLargest Insurance Industry: 492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 540thMost Avoided: 551stMost Corrupt Governments: 574thLargest Retail Industry: 747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 850thMost Armed: 868thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,252ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,408thMost Stationary: 1,475thLargest Governments: 1,794thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,917thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,926thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,313thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,574thMost Secular: 3,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,784thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,797thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,091stLargest Populations: 5,722ndSmartest Citizens: 6,547thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,538thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,451stMost Extreme: 17,426th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the region

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