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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 38th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 66th
The Imperial Main Province of
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The Imperial Main Province of Copenhagen Metropolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.635 billion Copenhageners are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vega. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Copenhagen Metropolisian economy, worth a remarkable 8,528 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 512,656 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,449,411 per year while the poor average 145,061, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Copenhagen Metropolis's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Copenhagen Metropolis is ranked 26,150th in the world and 12th in Nordic Lands for Most Authoritarian, with 1 Stalins.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 38thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66thLargest Black Market: 81stHighest Average Incomes: 146thLargest Mining Sector: 147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 160thMost Influential: 173rdFattest Citizens: 235thHighest Economic Output: 337thMost Efficient Economies: 340thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 399thLargest Insurance Industry: 431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 433rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 482ndMost Avoided: 562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 701stLargest Retail Industry: 804thMost Armed: 821stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,096thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,172ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,248thMost Stationary: 1,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,453rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,593rdLargest Governments: 1,635thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,750thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,891stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,941stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,270thMost Secular: 3,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,779thLargest Populations: 5,346thSmartest Citizens: 6,517thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,086thMost Extreme: 14,424th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the region

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