The Rogue Nation of Cope Seethe Mald is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.11 billion Cope Seethe Maldians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Cope Seethe Maldian economy, worth 132 trillion Copiums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,539 Copiums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,170 per year while the poor average 2,666, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cope Seethe Mald's national animal is the Grasshopper, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cope Seethe Mald is ranked 265,234^th in the world and 10,739^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.57 law-abiding acts per hour.