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Most Primitive: 9,152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,979thLargest Retail Industry: 11,354th
The Business Man and Professor of
Father Knows Best State
Have Fun Folks
Influence
Contender
🌐 Ex-chief of global partnerships
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Cooper Hefner

Population965 million

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBunny

The Business Man and Professor of Cooper Hefner is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 965 million Cooper Hefnerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 47.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cooper Hefnerian economy, worth 59.7 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,815 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cooper Hefner's national animal is the Bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cooper Hefner is ranked 140,317th in the world and 3rd in Playboy for Rudest Citizens, with 44.47 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Primitive: 9,152ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,979thLargest Retail Industry: 11,354thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 12,955thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,179th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cooper Hefner's influence in Playboy rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Cooper Hefner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, the nation subsists off of the minimal number of farms imaginable.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooper Hefner, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.

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