The Gayboys of Cooming is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.154 billion Coomingians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coomingian economy, worth 206 trillion coom bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,155 coom bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,319,989 per year while the poor average 7,368, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cooming's national animal is the Coomer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cooming is ranked 81,984^th in the world and 3,446^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,547.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.