by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,243rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,309th
The Gayboys of
Right-wing Utopia
Coom and take it
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.154 billion

Currencycoom bucks

The Gayboys of Cooming is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.154 billion Coomingians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coomingian economy, worth 206 trillion coom bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 179,155 coom bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,319,989 per year while the poor average 7,368, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cooming's national animal is the Coomer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cooming is ranked 81,984th in the world and 3,446th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,547.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,243rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,309thTop
Most Influential: 3,196thNudest: 3,250thMost Armed: 3,272ndRudest Citizens: 4,057thMost Avoided: 4,242ndMost Secular: 5,224thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,830thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,851stLargest Retail Industry: 8,084thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,050thHighest Average Incomes: 9,103rdLargest Black Market: 10,524thMost Efficient Economies: 10,808thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,830thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,282ndMost Developed: 16,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,905thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,769thSmartest Citizens: 17,970thLargest Governments: 19,888thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,136thMost Inclusive: 21,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,530thLargest Mining Sector: 22,358th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionTop
Nudest: 101st in the regionMost Armed: 123rd in the regionMost Avoided: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost Secular: 286th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 372nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 375th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 376th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 407th in the regionLargest Black Market: 426th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 584th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 641st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 663rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 731st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 798th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 864th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 886th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 901st in the regionMost Developed: 917th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 941st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 943rd in the regionMost Influential: 950th in the regionLargest Governments: 974th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cooming was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Libvillia.
  • : Cooming was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Cooming was endorsed by The Fеdеral Rеpublic of Seanat.
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Cooming, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Shibutani, Former English Colony, Votak Matim, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Corfad, Ellbonnia, Orado, Crusadam, Zzozona, Hamerica, Republica Guilleana, Venicea, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Blyskalia, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Guer Aike, Empy, Kranostav, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Navsland, Bankowiata, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Pytong, Great Bights Mum, Port Naga, Kazoo Basin, Dar es Saalam, Maclare, Draconian Progression, Heilhum Imperius, North Bratislava, Kocherian, Seijitsu, Climeria, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, Nodnarb, New Lakemba, Sevinland, Newpromisedland, and 115 others.Cretox State, Kragsgale, Frances Francis the First of France, Pasargad, Slyakanya, Valentine Z, Sunto, Odelinor, Animu Place, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, Sundred, Star Kingdom, Omnistria, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Hewani, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, East Akra, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Yellops, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, The Serdey Islands, His Enduring Majesty, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Andexia, RetroBeaners, Fauzjhia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Ravendi, Sikol, Nalver And, Pallaith, Xentherida, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Hyphen, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Patrician, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, The Endless Eventide, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, Simone Republic, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Beasluxia, Svenskan, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Dangine, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Wapistan, Tyirza, Super Girl, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Xyrron, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Siberian Workforce, Centrialand, Tsandonown, The Calabash Protectorate, Britle, Capablanca, Seanat, Jaxikistan, and Libvillia.