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Largest Retail Industry: 518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 604thMost Secular: 806th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
To dare it is to do
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Coolibeer

Population8.782 billion

Currencydolar
Animalhiena

The Republic of Coolibeer is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.782 billion Coolibeerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coolibeerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,769 trillion dolars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 315,319 dolars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. Coolibeer's national animal is the hiena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coolibeer is ranked 4,613th in the world and 243rd in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.03 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 518thHighest Disposable Incomes: 604thMost Secular: 806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 836thRudest Citizens: 879thMost Efficient Economies: 1,113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,471stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,499thMost Cultured: 1,680thHighest Average Incomes: 1,719thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,829thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,210thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,636thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,826thSmartest Citizens: 2,879thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,891stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,088thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,477thMost Developed: 3,542ndBest Weather: 3,714thMost Inclusive: 3,938thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,252ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,613thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,924thHighest Economic Output: 4,949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,357thLargest Governments: 5,566thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,399thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,659thLargest Black Market: 13,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,870thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,417thHighest Drug Use: 21,590th
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Largest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 89th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 121st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionMost Developed: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 162nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 168th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 169th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 228th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 243rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 248th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 283rd in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 355th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 424th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 489th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 549th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Coolibeer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
  • : Following new legislation in Coolibeer, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.

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