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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,992nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,147th Largest Publishing Industry: 10,349th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Brotherhood and unity!
Josip Broz Tito
Influence
Power
Homeland Defense Officer
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Cool Yugoslavia

Population4.25 billion

CapitalBeograd
LeaderJosip Broz Tito
FaithEastern Orthodoxy

CurrencyYugoslav Dinar
AnimalBalkan-Yugoslavian Wolf

The Republic of Cool Yugoslavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Josip Broz Tito with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.25 billion Yugoslavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The all-consuming Yugoslavian economy, worth 386 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,845 Yugoslav Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, and billions of Yugoslav Dinars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cool Yugoslavia's national animal is the Balkan-Yugoslavian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Cool Yugoslavia is ranked 67,666th in the world and 2nd in Storenda Kukwandara for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,349thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,304th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cool Yugoslavia's influence in Storenda Kukwandara rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Cool Yugoslavia's influence in Storenda Kukwandara fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Cool Yugoslavia's influence in Storenda Kukwandara rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Yugoslavia, billions of Yugoslav Dinars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Cool Yugoslavia's influence in Storenda Kukwandara fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Yugoslavia, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Yugoslavia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Yugoslavia, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Yugoslavia, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Yugoslavia, every workday begins with group therapy.

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