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Most Efficient Economies: 835thMost Cultured: 983rdMost Devout: 1,324th
The United Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
God Save Cool Spring!
President Arnold Warenosko
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Cool Spring

Population13.109 billion

CapitalMechanicsville
LeaderPresident Arnold Warenosko
FaithThe Cool Springian Church

CurrencyCool Spring Dollar
AnimalPanda

The United Republic of Cool Spring is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Arnold Warenosko with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.109 billion Cool Springians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mechanicsville. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cool Springian economy, worth a remarkable 3,212 trillion Cool Spring Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 245,065 Cool Spring Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the Cool Springian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime is totally unknown. Cool Spring's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cool Springian Church.

Cool Spring is ranked 3,207th in the world and 49th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 90.94 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 835thMost Cultured: 983rdMost Devout: 1,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,420thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,430thHighest Food Quality: 1,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,018thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,426thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,619thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,631stNicest Citizens: 2,659thMost Inclusive: 2,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,207thLargest Retail Industry: 3,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,574thMost Developed: 3,920thHighest Average Incomes: 3,941stLargest Governments: 3,994thSmartest Citizens: 4,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,331stHealthiest Citizens: 4,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,633rdHighest Economic Output: 4,815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,920thRudest Citizens: 5,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,251stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,924thLargest Black Market: 7,396thMost Patriotic: 7,752ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,940thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,388thLowest Crime Rates: 10,164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,330thNudest: 11,358thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,403rdTop
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Best Weather: 12,986thMost Pacifist: 13,382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,768thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,114thHighest Drug Use: 16,884thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,709thLargest Populations: 24,192nd
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 96th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, the Cool Springian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Cool Spring was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool Spring, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Cool Spring was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.

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