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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 263rd Most Influential: 536th Highest Average Incomes: 774th
The Dictatorship of
Capitalist Paradise
War, war never changes.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cool game nation

Population4.532 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Doherty with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.532 billion Cool game nationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 363,201 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,061,055 per year while the poor average 98,178, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, the government has returned all business to private ownership, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 1,234th in the world and 38th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.06 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 536thHighest Average Incomes: 774thLargest Black Market: 822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,234thRudest Citizens: 1,339thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,563rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,774thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,892ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,150thMost Devout: 2,235thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,684thLargest Governments: 3,458thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,516thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,657thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,953rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,888thLowest Crime Rates: 4,963rdSmartest Citizens: 5,037thLargest Mining Sector: 5,242ndMost Inclusive: 5,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,249thMost Developed: 7,088thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,117thHighest Economic Output: 7,186thMost Efficient Economies: 7,458thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,641stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,966thMost Cultured: 10,180thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,553rd
Highest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 185th in the regionMost Influential: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 225th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 364th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 418th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 477th in the regionMost Cultured: 506th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Stationary: 529th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 551st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 587th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 630th in the regionMost Average: 672nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 691st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 731st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Cool game nation voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Imperium Anglorum"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Cool game nation was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, Cool game nationian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Cool game nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, the Top 5% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Highest Poor Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 300 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Holy Oranz, American MapleStory, Sil Dorsett, Alice Gardens, Klettureyja, Xentherida, Crodaria, Pallaith, Apetopia, Shadowrik, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, Amerian States, Selfgradatude, General COE, SillyString, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Necromonia, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Yukti, The The Bierands, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Republic of Dixie, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Beodarasc, Corfad, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Weehay, Wodan, Ice and Tinian, Aroa, and 250 others.The Syca, Ainsworth, Wineclaw, Destroedor, Victoriaans Nederlands, Azura Palatina, Unimaginable Doom, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, Ozstan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Outer Egorniand, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Guslantis, Maott, Ceretis, RedRunele, Atain, Edwerlantin, Calamazo, Phoronu, Albacria, Ka Ching, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, THX1138, Californian Redwood, Lower Nubia, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Highton Islands, New Trisone, Snoodum, The Gamer Party, Racoda, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, Empy, United Draconia, SORT, Misuvelia, Dovena, Hyperbanus, CedieRKing, Quranite, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, Jefffliu, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Kulgatha, Aenglaland, El Fiji Grande, Arstungry, Abject Ludicrosity, Jontopiary, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Wilkshire, United Kingdoms of Islands, Democritus, Yarecir, Amestris-Britannia, Kobagia, Babacar, The Rhein States, Ostrolia, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Lionia, Copria, Kranostav, Gawdzendia, Valhalla123, Tyroshh, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Islamic Cali, Zastunia Free State, Spartoptia, Newrun, United Kahndaq, Wisconsota, Niradans, Jalyort Empire, Katschekistan, New Lakemba, Tianqing, Timarah, Malta Comino Gozo, RoosterTeeth, Fun time land of Fun, Vincone Cae, Bothia, French Bananastan, SchoolHouse Rock, Votak Matim, Chukstik Illahi, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Elysium and Palaven, Ostrinios, Camarthen, New Phyrreus, The Kyziban Islands, North Bratislava, Magic Genovia, Newpromisedland, Oshonia, Republic of Destiny, Lordelles, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Sinelona, Lemonbiscuits, Piptaimerfulopia, Meepnovia, Elliotus, Adkins Station, National Goats, Soviet Terran, Uganda Knuckles UK, The Windmilluminati, Atomic Industry Islands, Dreadton, Aurumos, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Maovale, Gorlan Ruins, Potatolandium, Pleroma Sans Romans, Papika, Daedric Stellar Empire, Amauri, Machendel, Stat Artha, BrightFutures, Humptalumpta, Warsaw-Halicz, Dopeland420, The Notorious Mad Jack, Federation Terra Australis, Democratu, Lunallian, Xagill, Kubrostavsria, Wunderstrafanstalt, Walter Jackson, The Bureaucratic Territories, Golden Ho, Neo Hungarica, Lower East Upingham, Old Emporia, Guer Aike, HeartLard, Neo-Philadelphia, Butcher Bridge, Bananaaaaa, Tjaart, The Empire of Bangladesh, Jumany, Indiana Hoosier nation, Baalkistann, The Realm of Dorne, Heluthsrew, Severisen, REPUBLIC OF HINDRAJ, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Ninjak30, United North American, MinaFederal, Cam Zazi, Antiyard, Sheldanada, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kararock, Magorostan, United States of Americanas, Bearical, Australiland, Zokk, Chamocha, The Discipled, The Black Cathedral, Ethereal Expanse, Mesherica, Ara Antrizuls, The Islands of Tonga, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Elgaland-Vargaland, Arzenoa, Crappolia, Dylanana, Musselshell, Saint Demanour, Plumas, Felpolandia, Esplandia, Zumlandia, Hong Kong Empire, The Bloodline of the Angels, Black Templares, Reylands, Steraz, Tarr-Nation, Overwhelming Regret, The Pantheons, Eraver, Cinnibar, Azzarel, Vexilia, Torakuen, The South Falls, New Eleria, Partax, Viridiann, Dercia, Kalimora Aire, Grobbillandia, Orenmark, Analomink, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Hesterin, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, Alunya, Elevation, Ivalex, Joodey, Crown Isles, Bridgett, Run Mayst Republic, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Ieprus, Get Away From Me, Renzic, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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