The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nicolas cage with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.846 billion Cool game nationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth 328 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,172 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cool games.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Midds Conia.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Kingdom of New-El.
- : Cool game nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of The Bastion Isles.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Empire of Azura Palatina.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The United States of Velow.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Heerlijk Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Kingdom of Destroedor.
- : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
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