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Largest Retail Industry: 151stMost Subsidized Industry: 234thMost Corrupt Governments: 297th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money and War first
John Doherty
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Cool game nation

Population9.125 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.125 billion Cool game nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 4,539 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 497,455 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, golden statues of Flamingoes line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 177,120th in the world and 7,348th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 23,380.4 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Retail Industry: 151stMost Subsidized Industry: 234thMost Corrupt Governments: 297thHighest Average Incomes: 335thLargest Black Market: 375thMost Efficient Economies: 409thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 565thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 687thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 861stHighest Poor Incomes: 988thMost Devout: 1,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,055thFattest Citizens: 1,104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,199thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,425thMost Influential: 1,611thRudest Citizens: 1,694thLargest Governments: 1,706thMost Armed: 1,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,779thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,078thHighest Economic Output: 2,392ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,850thSmartest Citizens: 3,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,207thMost Cultured: 4,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,011thMost Developed: 5,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,891stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,967thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,300thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,935thHighest Drug Use: 22,855th
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 150th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 244th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 302nd in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 526th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 551st in the regionMost Influential: 663rd in the regionLargest Populations: 673rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 814th in the region

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