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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 765th Most Influential: 1,933rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,004th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
TO WAR
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nicolas cage with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.47 billion Cool game nationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth 237 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,336 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, much of Cool game nation's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and citizens have never heard foreign radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cool games.

Cool game nation is ranked 24,391st in the world and 1,000th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,023.61 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 765thTop
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Most Influential: 1,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,948thLargest Black Market: 6,458thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,984thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,017thLargest Retail Industry: 7,305thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,946thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,078thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,547thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,796thLowest Crime Rates: 14,804thMost Developed: 15,006th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionLargest Black Market: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 190th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 230th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 340th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 362nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 375th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 553rd in the regionMost Influential: 609th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 652nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 719th in the regionMost Developed: 757th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 758th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Republic of Beowulfe.
  • : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Free Land of The The Bierands.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, citizens have never heard foreign radio.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, much of Cool game nation's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Cool game nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, elections have been outlawed.

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