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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 251st
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money and War first
John Doherty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cool game nation

Population7.766 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.766 billion Cool game nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,730 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 480,400 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,881,493 per year while the poor average 13,384, a ratio of 290 to 1.

Politicians live in luxury, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine John Doherty is punishable by death, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and it is written that repentant sinners are most blessed by John Doherty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 31,563rd in the world and 1,232nd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 70.67 on the Rand Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 185thMost Subsidized Industry: 251stMost Corrupt Governments: 329thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 333rdHighest Average Incomes: 354thLargest Black Market: 412thMost Efficient Economies: 431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 505thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 695thMost Influential: 703rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 707thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 733rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 886thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 913thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 997thMost Devout: 1,066thFattest Citizens: 1,119thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,134thRudest Citizens: 1,339thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,550thMost Armed: 1,697thLargest Governments: 1,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,940thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,143rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,682ndHighest Economic Output: 2,953rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,981stSmartest Citizens: 3,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,610thMost Cultured: 4,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,583rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,567thLowest Crime Rates: 5,726thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,799thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,950thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,104thMost Stationary: 13,414thMost Developed: 13,592ndHighest Drug Use: 19,922nd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionMost Devout: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 61st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 219th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 221st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 392nd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 567th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 596th in the regionLargest Populations: 647th in the regionMost Developed: 721st in the region

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