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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 111thLargest Retail Industry: 150thMost Subsidized Industry: 244th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money and War first
John Doherty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cool game nation

Population13.019 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.019 billion Cool game nationians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 7,037 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 540,587 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,822,967 per year while the poor average 25,639, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Every week is blindness awareness week, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 125,746th in the world and 5,269th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.57 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 111thLargest Retail Industry: 150thMost Subsidized Industry: 244thMost Corrupt Governments: 270thHighest Average Incomes: 274thLargest Black Market: 296thMost Efficient Economies: 367thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 484thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 548thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 663rdFattest Citizens: 755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 783rdLargest Insurance Industry: 812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 830thMost Devout: 865thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 921stMost Armed: 1,002ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,013thRudest Citizens: 1,282ndLargest Governments: 1,455thHighest Economic Output: 1,463rdMost Influential: 1,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,580thMost Patriotic: 1,776thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,819thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,882ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,230thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,638thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,201stSmartest Citizens: 3,218thMost Cultured: 3,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,851stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,659thLowest Crime Rates: 4,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,741stLargest Gambling Industry: 10,626thTop
Largest Populations: 26,402nd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Patriotic: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 173rd in the regionMost Cultured: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 190th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 301st in the regionMost Influential: 494th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 547th in the regionLargest Populations: 598th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 753rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,327th in the region

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