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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 608th Most Influential: 1,293rd Most Corrupt Governments: 3,755th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nicolas cage with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.846 billion Cool game nationians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth 328 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,172 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cool games.

Cool game nation is ranked 41,716th in the world and 1,306th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 225.22289752392 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 608thMost Influential: 1,293rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,475thLargest Black Market: 4,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,952ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,084thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,520thHighest Average Incomes: 7,009thLargest Retail Industry: 8,028thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,412thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,996thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,358thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,087thMost Developed: 13,171stMost Efficient Economies: 13,448thMost Inclusive: 15,823rd
Largest Black Market: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 219th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 240th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 269th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 272nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 367th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 402nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 448th in the regionMost Influential: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 474th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 510th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 544th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 615th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 702nd in the regionMost Developed: 703rd in the regionLargest Governments: 795th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 864th in the region

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