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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 293rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 321st Highest Average Incomes: 420th
The Dictatorship of
Corporate Police State
War, war never changes.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cool game nation

Population5.275 billion

CapitalCool game nation City
LeaderJohn Doherty
FaithCult of Cthulhu


The Dictatorship of Cool game nation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Doherty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.275 billion Cool game nationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cool game nation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cool game nationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 428,019 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,808,493 per year while the poor average 65,539, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

All the playground's a stage for Cool game nationian schoolchildren, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and the question of 'what is John Doherty's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cool game nation's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Cthulhu.

Cool game nation is ranked 45,897th in the world and 2,306th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 25.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 321stHighest Average Incomes: 420thLargest Black Market: 423rdLargest Retail Industry: 475thMost Corrupt Governments: 480thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 504thMost Influential: 536thMost Subsidized Industry: 587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,075thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,278thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,409thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,599thTop
Most Devout: 1,764thRudest Citizens: 1,901stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,486thLargest Governments: 2,847thFattest Citizens: 3,065thLargest Mining Sector: 3,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,390thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,881stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,353rdSmartest Citizens: 4,955thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,970thHighest Economic Output: 5,085thLowest Crime Rates: 5,933rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,654thMost Cultured: 6,860thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,238thMost Efficient Economies: 7,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,047thTop
Most Developed: 8,743rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,728thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,359thMost Inclusive: 15,269th
Largest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionMost Devout: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 165th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 177th in the regionMost Influential: 196th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 252nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 294th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 299th in the regionMost Cultured: 334th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 364th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 413th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 440th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 447th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 463rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Developed: 528th in the regionLargest Populations: 828th in the regionMost Inclusive: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the question of 'what is John Doherty's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Cool game nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
  • : Cool game nation was endorsed by The Kingdom of Retarya.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, all the playground's a stage for Cool game nationian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cool game nation, one complaint of Cool game nation's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.


World Assembly

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