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Largest Mining Sector: 500thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,185thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,241st
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Controlitia WA

Population8.631 billion

CapitalSargobad WA
LeaderThe Tyrant's Puppet

CurrencyTear WA
AnimalCorpse WA

The Faceless Old Woman of Controlitia WA is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Tyrant's Puppet with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.631 billion Contrae WA are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargobad WA. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantized WA economy, worth a remarkable 2,313 trillion Tear WAS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 268,047 Tear WAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, it's not mass murder when the government does it, the elderly are killed softly with a song, and the new one Tear WA coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Controlitia WA's national animal is the Corpse WA, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tyrantism.

Controlitia WA is ranked 190,698th in the world and 151st in Shinka for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.88 Crimes Per Hour.

Largest Mining Sector: 500thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,185thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,241stLargest Black Market: 1,332ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,796thMost Avoided: 1,954thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,635thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,695thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,733rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,750thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,043rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,489thLargest Retail Industry: 3,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,405thHighest Economic Output: 6,178thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,050thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,681stFattest Citizens: 7,837thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,880thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,823rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,122ndLargest Governments: 12,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,359thMost Efficient Economies: 13,815thMost Devout: 15,292ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,989th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the region

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