The Authoritarian Empire of Continentis Septentrionalis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Continentis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.059 billion Septentrionalisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrum mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Septentrional economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion NSVS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 285,456 NSVS, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, the entire entry for Continentis Septentrionalis in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Continentis Septentrionalis's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Continentis Septentrionalis is ranked 2,332^nd in the world and 1^st in nya Skandinavien for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.