Population | 3.614 billion |
Capital | Centrum mundi |
Leader | Imperator Continentis |
Currency | NSV |
Animal | Eagle |
The Authoritarian Empire of Continentis Septentrionalis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Continentis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.614 billion Septentrionalisians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centrum mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Septentrional economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion NSVS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 278,313 NSVS, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, Imperator Continentis has killer fashion sense, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Imperator Continentis's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Continentis Septentrionalis's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Continentis Septentrionalis is ranked 10,283rd in the world and 1st in nya Skandinavien for Smartest Citizens, with 92.04 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Continentis Septentrionalis, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Imperator Continentis's window to draw attention to their issues.
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Continentis Septentrionalis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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Continentis Septentrionalis published "Nya Skandinavien Lore" (Account: Diplomacy).
- : Following new legislation in
Continentis Septentrionalis, Imperator Continentis has killer fashion sense.
- : Following new legislation in
Continentis Septentrionalis, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Following new legislation in
Continentis Septentrionalis, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
- : Following new legislation in
Continentis Septentrionalis, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers.
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Continentis Septentrionalis changed its national currency to "NSV".
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The Socialist Nationslist union of Veastra Gaetaland granted Border Control and Polls authority to
Continentis Septentrionalis as minister av yttre värden in Nya Skandinavien.
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Continentis Septentrionalis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.