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Most Advanced Public Transport: 680th Safest: 716th Most Pacifist: 931st
The Department of Lost Nights of
Democratic Socialists
Stand Up -- Fight Back
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Consular

Population13.126 billion

CapitalVigil
LeaderEli Onasi
FaithAntitheism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalAtlantic Sailfish

The Department of Lost Nights of Consular is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eli Onasi with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.126 billion Conites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Administration and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vigil. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Conite economy, worth a remarkable 2,230 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,957 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Consular's national animal is the Atlantic Sailfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Antitheism.

Consular is ranked 931st in the world and 1st in Astyria for Most Pacifist, with 228.06 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 680thSafest: 716thMost Pacifist: 931stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 973rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,080thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,361stLowest Crime Rates: 1,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,490thMost Developed: 1,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,599thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,615thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,679thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 1,948thLargest Governments: 2,054thNicest Citizens: 2,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,281stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,465thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,600thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,645thMost Efficient Economies: 2,779thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,920thSmartest Citizens: 3,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,162ndBest Weather: 4,735thMost Cultured: 4,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,102ndHighest Economic Output: 5,128thMost Inclusive: 5,502ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,623rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,346thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 9,221stMost Secular: 9,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,509thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,238thLargest Populations: 12,813thMost Income Equality: 13,152nd
Top
5%
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Consular, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Consular, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Consular, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Consular, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Consular, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Consular was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Consular's influence in Astyria rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Consular was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, the Top 5% for Most Dead, and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Consular was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Mercantile Federal Republic of Aurora Confederacy, killing 442 million zombies.
  • : Consular was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Mercantile Federal Republic of Aurora Confederacy, killing 874 million zombies.

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