by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,651stMost Devout: 4,715th
The Dwarven Fortress of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Abod the Ber!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.876 billion

LeaderUrist McLeader
FaithThe Church of Armok

AnimalFluffy Wambler

The Dwarven Fortress of Constructbegin is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Urist McLeader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.876 billion Constructbeginians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donlodir. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Constructbeginian economy, worth 407 trillion Ales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 105,009 Ales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, it's always rabbit season, a degree in Urist McLeader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and tabloids coo over Urist McLeader's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constructbegin's national animal is the Fluffy Wambler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Armok.

Constructbegin is ranked 17,061st in the world and 958th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,643.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Influential: 3,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,651stMost Devout: 4,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,724thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,665thMost Cultured: 13,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,890thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,061stBest Weather: 17,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,356thLowest Crime Rates: 17,613thLargest Governments: 18,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,494th
Most Devout: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 215th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 330th in the regionMost Cultured: 345th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 459th in the regionLargest Governments: 480th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 482nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 500th in the regionBest Weather: 521st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 564th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 599th in the regionMost Developed: 651st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 663rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 720th in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 770th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 810th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 839th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 847th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 866th in the region

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