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Most Cultured: 443rdHighest Food Quality: 447thMost Inclusive: 518th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the sake of the fallen, we carry on
Janet Schutzengel
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.55 billion

LeaderJanet Schutzengel
FaithSunlight Warriors


The Republic of Constantinopolisia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Janet Schutzengel with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.55 billion Constantinopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Constantinopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion Soliduses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 345,439 Soliduses, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, war vets look after war animals, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. Constantinopolisia's national animal is the Valkyrie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunlight Warriors.

Constantinopolisia is ranked 1,622nd in the world and 36th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.99 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cultured: 443rdHighest Food Quality: 447thMost Inclusive: 518thMost Devout: 540thLargest Publishing Industry: 541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 569thLargest Retail Industry: 594thMost Scientifically Advanced: 642ndMost Efficient Economies: 723rdNicest Citizens: 732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 752ndSmartest Citizens: 860thMost Compassionate Citizens: 897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,541stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,565thMost Developed: 1,622ndMost Pacifist: 1,659thHealthiest Citizens: 1,874thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,143rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,227thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,370thLargest Governments: 2,689thMost Influential: 2,967thLowest Crime Rates: 3,033rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,066thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,094thSafest: 3,620thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,598thRudest Citizens: 4,612thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,926thHighest Economic Output: 5,092ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,651stMost Patriotic: 7,609thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,514thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 13,706thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,258thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,970thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,624thMost Stationary: 20,832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,832nd
Most Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionSafest: 72nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 121st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 130th in the regionMost Patriotic: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 188th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 249th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 296th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 309th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 427th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 468th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 484th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Constantinopolisia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Constantinopolisia, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.


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