by Max Barry

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Nudest: 14th Most Politically Free: 1,703rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,322nd
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Constantine Lambros

Population4.805 billion

LeaderConstantine Lambros


The Artemian Nightmare of Constantine Lambros is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Constantine Lambros with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.805 billion Kalon hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alytheu. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kalon economy, worth 398 trillion Mals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,830 Mals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constantine Lambros's national animal is the Bass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Constantine Lambros is ranked 22,089th in the world and 8th in Selene for Safest, scoring 111.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Nudest: 14thMost Politically Free: 1,703rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,127thMost Influential: 4,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,059thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,686thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,705thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,331stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,545thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,592ndBest Weather: 10,265thMost Inclusive: 10,276thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,137thNicest Citizens: 12,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,148thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,621stLargest Governments: 17,010th
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the region

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