The Free Biodome Commune of Constantine Europa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.666 billion comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freebodnik VII. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth a remarkable 2,552 trillion standard labour units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,753 standard labour units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime is totally unknown. Constantine Europa's national animal is the deep sea octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Orthodox Church in Jovian Space.

Constantine Europa is ranked 18,756^th in the world and 6^th in Anticapitalist Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.76 law-abiding acts per hour.