The Woodhouse Sanctum of Conserve-1 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.674 billion Conserve-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.9%.

The powerhouse Conserve-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,797 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,913 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conserve-1's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conserve-1 is ranked 51,897^th in the world and 2^nd in Conservatives for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.64 law-abiding acts per hour.