The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.2 billion Poles enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 993 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,005 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 11,780^th in the world and 626^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,966.73 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.