The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Boleslaw with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.324 billion Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 450 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,671 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Conservative State of Poland that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 68,202^nd in the world and 3,753^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,538.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.