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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 820th Most Influential: 1,146th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,695th
The United Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Democracy will prevail
President Boleslaw
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Conservative State of Poland

Population3.324 billion

LeaderPresident Boleslaw

AnimalWhite Eagle

The United Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Boleslaw with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.324 billion Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth 450 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,671 Zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Conservative State of Poland that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 68,202nd in the world and 3,753rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,538.88 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 820thMost Influential: 1,146thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,695thTop
Most Developed: 9,796thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,052ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,707thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,226thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,269thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,646thMost Cultured: 12,999thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,531stMost Efficient Economies: 13,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,063rdLargest Governments: 14,945thSmartest Citizens: 15,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,846thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,986thMost Average: 16,246thHighest Average Incomes: 16,297th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 243rd in the regionTop
Most Average: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 472nd in the regionMost Influential: 480th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 534th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 579th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 582nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 605th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 608th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 652nd in the regionMost Cultured: 657th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 685th in the regionLargest Governments: 706th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 718th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 725th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 785th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 807th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 835th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 848th in the region

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