The Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.151 billion Poles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,222 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the 'sing-a-long with President Qui-Gon Jinn' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 302,009^th in the world and 11,919^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.63 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.