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Conservative State of Poland

Population11.151 billion

LeaderPresident Qui-Gon Jinn

AnimalWhite Eagle

The Federation of Conservative State of Poland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Qui-Gon Jinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.151 billion Poles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lublin. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Libers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,222 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the 'sing-a-long with President Qui-Gon Jinn' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative State of Poland's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Conservative State of Poland is ranked 302,009th in the world and 11,919th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.63 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,335thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,555thSafest: 1,699thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,733rdMost Pacifist: 1,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,869thNicest Citizens: 2,091stBest Weather: 2,911thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,970thMost Inclusive: 3,029thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,061stHighest Food Quality: 3,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,561stMost Influential: 3,802ndMost Developed: 3,989thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,239thHealthiest Citizens: 4,449thSmartest Citizens: 4,575thLowest Crime Rates: 4,640thMost Cultured: 4,912thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,227thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,533rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,510thLargest Governments: 6,840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,182ndHighest Economic Output: 11,099thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,991stHighest Average Incomes: 12,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,543rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 19,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,944thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,983rd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 82nd in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionMost Pacifist: 100th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 110th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 151st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 159th in the regionBest Weather: 166th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 201st in the regionMost Developed: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 240th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 252nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 254th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 293rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 303rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 306th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 350th in the regionLargest Governments: 361st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 390th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 409th in the regionNudest: 546th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 561st in the regionLargest Populations: 561st in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 615th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 697th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 862nd in the regionMost Influential: 929th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,152nd in the region

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