The I regret this name of Conservative Republic Of Huang is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.781 billion Huangians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sxattlx. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Huangnisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,678 trillion Huangs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,365 Huangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime is totally unknown. Conservative Republic Of Huang's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conservative Republic Of Huang is ranked 119,562^nd in the world and 4,302^nd in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,184.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.