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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,066th Rudest Citizens: 4,037th Most Devout: 6,049th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Live Hard or Die Free
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Conservative New America

Population643 million

CapitalFlorida

CurrencyNew American Dollar
AnimalNekomusume

The Republic of Conservative New America is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 643 million Conservative New Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florida. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservative New American economy, worth 87.4 trillion New American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 135,925 New American Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,004 per year while the poor average 36,367, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

One of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, it's always rabbit season, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Conservative New America's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservative New America's national animal is the Nekomusume, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conservative New America is ranked 114,168th in the world and 4,594th in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 135.22 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,066thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,037thMost Devout: 6,049thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,415thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,323rdTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,424thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,821stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,756thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,846thHighest Average Incomes: 15,877th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 459th in the regionMost Developed: 466th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 503rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 514th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 530th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 555th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 624th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 633rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Leader on Conservative New America's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Conservative New America, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.

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