The Wandering Hicks of Conservative Missouri is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed population of 24.16 billion Conservative Missourians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 11.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Conservative Missourian economy, worth 686 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,428 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Conservative Missouri's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Conservative Missouri is ranked 18,986^th in the world and 3^rd in The Conservative Coalition for Most Influential, scoring 2,431 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.