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Most Ignorant Citizens: 161stMost Devout: 166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322nd
The United States of
Corporate Police State
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Conservative Christian American States

Population8.952 billion

LeaderPresident Jefferson A Davis

Animalbald eagle

The United States of Conservative Christian American States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jefferson A Davis with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.952 billion Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,897 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,473,951 per year while the poor average 14,857, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Conservative Christian American States's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Christian American States is ranked 53,190th in the world and 2nd in TRUE AMERICANS for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,081.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 161stMost Devout: 166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364thFattest Citizens: 390thMost Primitive: 498thMost Avoided: 569thMost Corrupt Governments: 640thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 733rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 918thLargest Retail Industry: 961stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,061stLargest Mining Sector: 1,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,185thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,252ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,313thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,314thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,456thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,777thMost Armed: 2,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,156thRudest Citizens: 3,937thHighest Average Incomes: 4,031stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,859thLargest Black Market: 5,718thHighest Economic Output: 6,329thMost Conservative: 7,405thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,758thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,621st

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