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Most Devout: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 88thMost Primitive: 114th
The United States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Always remember that in God is our Trust
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Conservative Christian American States

Population14.835 billion

CapitalRichmond
LeaderPresident Jefferson A Davis
FaithChristianity

CurrencyConservative States dollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Conservative Christian American States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jefferson A Davis with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.835 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 5,914 trillion Conservative States dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,707 Conservative States dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,189,946 per year while the poor average 36,895, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Gym teachers instruct advanced-level calculus classes, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Conservative Christian American States's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Christian American States is ranked 241st in the world and 1st in TRUE AMERICANS for Fattest Citizens, with 92.9 Obesity Rate.

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Most Devout: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 88thMost Primitive: 114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188thMost Corrupt Governments: 221stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 234thFattest Citizens: 241stLargest Mining Sector: 245thMost Avoided: 295thLargest Retail Industry: 348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 534thLargest Agricultural Sector: 589thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 648thMost Patriotic: 838thLargest Insurance Industry: 916thHighest Average Incomes: 989thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,061stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,092ndLargest Black Market: 1,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,275thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,690thHighest Economic Output: 1,937thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,978thMost Efficient Economies: 2,503rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,834thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,367thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,369thLargest Governments: 4,404thLowest Crime Rates: 4,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,004thMost Conservative: 8,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,057thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,697thMost Influential: 21,234thMost Stationary: 23,661st

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