The United States of Conservative Christian American States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jefferson A Davis with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.952 billion Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 230,897 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,473,951 per year while the poor average 14,857, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Only the brainiest citizens become academics, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Conservative Christian American States's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conservative Christian American States is ranked 53,190^th in the world and 2^nd in TRUE AMERICANS for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,081.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.