by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,231st Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,483rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,810th
The Boerewors Laager of
Moralistic Democracy
Ex Unitate Vires
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Conservative Apartheid

Population14.585 billion

Faithdie Vodacom Blou Bulle


The Boerewors Laager of Conservative Apartheid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.585 billion Conservative Apartheidians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waardiefokisonsfontein. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The very strong Conservative Apartheidian economy, worth 713 trillion Rand a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. Average income is 48,932 Rand, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and protests are prohibited from blocking traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Conservative Apartheid's national animal is the Bokke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is die Vodacom Blou Bulle.

Conservative Apartheid is ranked 137,635th in the world and 3rd in Apartheid South Africa for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 21.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,231stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,483rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,810thLargest Populations: 7,438thTop
Fattest Citizens: 9,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,386thMost Influential: 12,051stMost Conservative: 12,202ndSafest: 14,397thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,012thHighest Economic Output: 16,620th

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