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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 570thHighest Crime Rates: 1,118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,860th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Have faith on the Industry, despair on the Commies!
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Newcomer
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Conservadoria

Population930 million

CapitalMcCrudden Economic Estates

CurrencyCrudden
AnimalCorporate Porcupine

The United States of Conservadoria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 930 million Conservadores are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McCrudden Economic Estates. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Conservadore economy, worth 104 trillion Cruddens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,082 Cruddens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,011,660 per year while the poor average 1,509, a ratio of 670 to 1.

Weather reports simply advise Conservadores to 'look outside', according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Conservadoria's national animal is the Corporate Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conservadoria is ranked 192,934th in the world and 6,786th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 6.2693709876 Days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 570thHighest Crime Rates: 1,118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,860thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,866thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,179thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,273rdFattest Citizens: 2,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,535thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,637thMost Armed: 2,912thRudest Citizens: 3,910thMost Avoided: 4,219thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,944thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,690thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12,471stMost Secular: 12,854thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,998thMost Efficient Economies: 19,450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,022nd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 92nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 118th in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 131st in the regionFattest Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 206th in the regionMost Avoided: 209th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 272nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 299th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406th in the regionMost Secular: 599th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Conservadoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Conservadoria was refounded in Balder.
  • : Conservadoria ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Conservadoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Conservadoria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Conservadoria's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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