by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 434th Highest Crime Rates: 2,094th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,245th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Have faith on the Industry, despair on the commie!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population36 million

AnimalCorporate Porcupine

The United States of Conservadoria is a small, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Conservadores are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The all-consuming Conservadore economy, worth 3.00 trillion Cruddens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 83,221 Cruddens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 579,952 per year while the poor average 4,140, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Insolent whistleblowers receive their just desserts on deserted isles, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Conservadoria's national animal is the Corporate Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Conservadoria is ranked 36,554th in the world and 2,251st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 434thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,094thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,245thFattest Citizens: 4,387thRudest Citizens: 4,953rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,406thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,617thMost Armed: 5,777thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,785thMost Pro-Market: 6,187thLargest Retail Industry: 6,364thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,468thMost Influential: 7,328thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,833rdMost Avoided: 9,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,595thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,361stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,951st
Highest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 180th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 194th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 230th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 233rd in the regionMost Armed: 237th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 243rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 293rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 323rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 328th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 347th in the regionMost Avoided: 369th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 496th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 552nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 756th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 241 » Shin-Hachioji, Alunya, Sinelona, El Fiji Grande, Peldorn, Kasazzastan, Yaorozu, Territorio di Nessuno, Kubrostavsria, Dopeland420, Kuveria, Manticore utopia, Saturns Edge, Beta Centauri B3, Holy Oranz, British Pacific Islands, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Aetulia, Sundred, 2 and 2 is Fish, Ailurophil, BrightFutures, Alice Gardens, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Great Bights Mum, Daiz, Indiana Hoosier nation, Joodey, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Kwaj, Babacar, New Bremerton, Kirostan, Noahs Second Country, Altivia, California but Worse, Frances Francis the First of France, Amerian States, Aldros, Omnistria, Vincone Cae, Wooleystan, Corfad, 1 very fast endotarter, Agharya, Aeolist, Shibutani, Analomink, and 191 others.Camarthen, Ibiscaton, Former English Colony, Gilakistan, Ice and Tinian, Valhalla123, Aweland, Ausnakulia, Anna Airters, Bayern-Straubing, Torakuen, Bedzica, Chukstik Illahi, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Drusselstein, Thiammyalllaland, Castle Federation, Lomjia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Eleria, Esplandia, Walter Jackson, Oktavio, Antiyard, Napnomadia, Ariwana, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Arimbia, Aeviternus, Free Azzaca, Ieprus, Spartoptia, Angwayster, Bananaaaaa, Zumlandia, Apetopia, Aylwater, Azzarel, Trillius, Selfgradatude, Dadastan Archipelago, Diodone, Breduria, Tappan Hills, Calamazo, Blackphir, Humptalumpta, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Black Templares, Centromuria, Loli County, Uganda Knuckles UK, COCONUT-CITY, Fayyayid, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Auquatania, Chamocha, Sunto, Bananoonza, PlanetPunk, Central Ryal, Axstahl, Cobrakia, Aroa, Helia Geopes, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Brettenia, Bohr Einstein, Arjuna, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Beladev, Ejhsa, Acrabinnia, Conservative State of Poland, San Xavier, Federation Terra Australis, Cors Evia, Dicko, Bidragistan, Shadowrik, Ka Ching, Malta Comino Gozo, New Pruessen, Cyrenayca, Zokk, Dar es Saalam, Vernest Quill, Detrivania, Kelvaros Prime, Dillhole Land, Coprianus, Edwaziefind, Sil Dorsett, Empy, East Supple Lund, THX1138, Catopia2, Steampunk Ariel, Ecronentia, David Davidson, Elestrum, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Bonjoura, Dylanana, Felpolandia, Eslua, Viridiann, Egalico, Sheldanada, AltanUrag, Wilkshire, Elder Realms, Sea Ghost, Carler, Faustonia, Great japanese islands, Warsaw-Halicz, Loutsland, Elgaland-Vargaland, Austurasia, Federalania, Gliese Minor, Hileville, Cinnibar, Erwo Stal, Fascist Democracy, Ikea Rike, Kalimora Aire, Illichiana, Holy Marcus Empire, Jasminlandia, Free Culture, Changjo, Longsword01, Karazan, Magorostan, Kanlidia, Island States of Skelldia, Kuda1, Itallitopia, Kosackia, Dawn Guard, Lanorth, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Heimgau, Islessallend, Kolorland, Gukapub, Wizarda, Lamuell, Helix Labs, Lemonbiscuits, Copria, Fun time land of Fun, Heken, Greallemonsland, Lower Nubia, Makudu, Independent Halls, Marijuana Haven, Ethnon, Marxist Luxembourg, Marmiedon, LostLegion, Iselko, Dorgus, Genuflect, Kokomo Island, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Gurou, Lesbian Femdom, Ara Antrizuls, Jackxanlandia, Kalatona, Fizban, The Black Cathedral, Wineclaw, Esonian empire, Minuda, MinaFederal, German Holy Roman Empire, Metamen, Lazadonil, Huks Gares, French Bananastan, Aerilia, and Menghormati.

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