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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236th Most Cultured: 424th Most Pacifist: 577th
The Most Porcine Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Ad astra per alas porci
Porc Antony
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Conoga

Population19.895 billion

CapitalApignon
LeaderPorc Antony
Faiththe Suineaic mysteries

Currencyreichspork
AnimalGoat

The Most Porcine Republic of Conoga is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Porc Antony with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.895 billion pigs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apignon. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient pig economy, worth a remarkable 2,739 trillion reichsporks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,721 reichsporks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conoga's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Suineaic mysteries.

Conoga is ranked 36,639th in the world and 7th in Kotturheim for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 205,660.7 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236thMost Cultured: 424thMost Pacifist: 577thLargest Publishing Industry: 678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 765thMost Devout: 877thMost Beautiful Environments: 969thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,007thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,204thNicest Citizens: 1,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,414thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,439thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,504thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,518thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,132ndMost Developed: 2,472ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,690thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,841stBest Weather: 2,861stMost Inclusive: 3,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,119thSafest: 3,351stHighest Economic Output: 3,593rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,688thSmartest Citizens: 4,127thLargest Governments: 4,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,327thLargest Populations: 4,837thMost Influential: 5,319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,580thHealthiest Citizens: 5,729thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,232ndNudest: 13,128thHighest Average Incomes: 15,312th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Conoga lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.

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