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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rd Most Cultured: 391st Largest Publishing Industry: 566th
The Most Porcine Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ad astra per alas porci
Porc Antony
Influence
Instigator
Filthy bloody Goon. North London is Lillywhite, bastard
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Conoga

Population17.704 billion

CapitalApignon
LeaderPorc Antony
Faiththe Suineaic mysteries

Currencyreichspork
AnimalGoat

The Most Porcine Republic of Conoga is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Porc Antony with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.704 billion pigs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apignon. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient pig economy, worth a remarkable 2,341 trillion reichsporks a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,244 reichsporks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, atheists on vacation find the Suineaic mysteries's scriptures make useful doorstops, extreme political groups are outlawed, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conoga's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Suineaic mysteries.

Conoga is ranked 3,954th in the world and 5th in Kotturheim for Smartest Citizens, with 123.68 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rdMost Cultured: 391stLargest Publishing Industry: 566thMost Pacifist: 605thMost Beautiful Environments: 897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,046thMost Devout: 1,181stNicest Citizens: 1,267thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,319thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,404thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,416thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,523rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,053rdMost Developed: 2,243rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,264thBest Weather: 2,833rdMost Inclusive: 3,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,621stHighest Economic Output: 3,866thSmartest Citizens: 3,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,096thMost Influential: 4,578thLargest Governments: 5,105thLargest Populations: 5,107thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,751stHealthiest Citizens: 6,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,433rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,353rdSafest: 11,396thNudest: 11,962ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,670thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,577thHighest Average Incomes: 16,424th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Conoga was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, atheists on vacation find the Suineaic mysteries's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Conoga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Conoga lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, the nation is so apathetic that pigs can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Conoga, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.

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