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Most Valuable International Artwork: 253rdMost Inclusive: 2,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,306th
The Lord Damn Pink Democracy of
Left-Leaning College State
Sail Amidst The Dolphins in Nationstates
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Conklandi

Population3.232 billion

CapitalConklandi City
LeaderThe Great Conk

CurrencyCowrie
AnimalVampire Seal

The Lord Damn Pink Democracy of Conklandi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Great Conk with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 3.232 billion Conklandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conklandi City. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conklandian economy, worth 559 trillion Cowries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 173,047 Cowries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, feeling like a winner comes at a price, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and The Great Conk's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conklandi's national animal is the Vampire Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Conklandi is ranked 174,170th in the world and 5,838th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 426.66 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 253rdMost Inclusive: 2,294thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,306thMost Efficient Economies: 3,341stHighest Food Quality: 3,538thHealthiest Citizens: 3,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,109thMost Developed: 4,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,758thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,852ndRudest Citizens: 4,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,070thNicest Citizens: 5,094thSmartest Citizens: 5,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,109thLargest Governments: 6,617thMost Pacifist: 6,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,169thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,238thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,622ndMost Cultured: 7,884thBest Weather: 7,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,240thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,341stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,396thHighest Average Incomes: 10,009thLowest Crime Rates: 10,085thMost Secular: 11,482ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,325thHighest Drug Use: 17,434thSafest: 22,173rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 117th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Governments: 170th in the regionRudest Citizens: 175th in the regionNicest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 191st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 224th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Pacifist: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 262nd in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 316th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 346th in the regionMost Secular: 374th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 391st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 552nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 552nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 581st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 760th in the regionSafest: 817th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, The Great Conk's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, all you have to do is pray to get into Conklandi.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, walls don't have ears.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Conklandi, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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