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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 406thMost Influential: 2,152nd
The Lord Damn Pink Democracy of
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The Great Conk
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Population4.092 billion

CapitalConklandi City
LeaderThe Great Conk

AnimalVampire Seal

The Lord Damn Pink Democracy of Conklandi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Conk with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.092 billion Conklandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conklandi City. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conklandian economy, worth 767 trillion Cowries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,585 Cowries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conklandi's national animal is the Vampire Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Conklandi is ranked 301,376th in the world and 11,781st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.55 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 406thMost Influential: 2,152ndMost Inclusive: 2,185thTop
Highest Food Quality: 3,412thMost Efficient Economies: 3,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,125thMost Developed: 4,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,478thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,564thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,638thSmartest Citizens: 4,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,084thNicest Citizens: 5,200thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,302ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,602ndLargest Governments: 5,764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,769thRudest Citizens: 5,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,364thMost Pacifist: 6,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,968thMost Cultured: 7,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,029thBest Weather: 9,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,560thHighest Average Incomes: 9,572ndMost Secular: 13,234thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,975thSafest: 14,957thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,568thLargest Retail Industry: 20,590thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,551st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 199th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 225th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 241st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 249th in the regionMost Developed: 252nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 258th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 259th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 275th in the regionRudest Citizens: 277th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 282nd in the regionLargest Governments: 302nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Pacifist: 386th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 397th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 433rd in the regionBest Weather: 443rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 524th in the regionNudest: 556th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 674th in the regionMost Influential: 690th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 737th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 752nd in the regionSafest: 830th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 883rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 941st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,075th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,141st in the region

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