The Lord Damn Pink Democracy of Conklandi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great Conk with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.057 billion Conklandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conklandi City. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conklandian economy, worth 327 trillion Cowries a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,306 Cowries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the Conklandian flag qualifies you for citizenship, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of The Great Conk's most personal functions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conklandi's national animal is the Vampire Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Conklandi is ranked 16,056^th in the world and 30^th in Thalassia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,228.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.