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Rudest Citizens: 2,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,472nd
The Empire of
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The Empire Rises!
Kaiser Conikslander
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Conikslan

Population1.931 billion

CapitalConikslandria
LeaderKaiser Conikslander
FaithConikslanism

Currencypound
Animallion

The Empire of Conikslan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Conikslander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.931 billion Conikslanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conikslandria. The average income tax rate is 82.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Conikslanian economy, worth 310 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 160,997 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conikslan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Conikslanism.

Conikslan is ranked 6,939th in the world and 132nd in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 92.33 on the Human Development Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,472ndMost Developed: 6,939thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,550thMost Efficient Economies: 7,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,969thHealthiest Citizens: 8,248thLargest Retail Industry: 8,258thSmartest Citizens: 8,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,554thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,360thMost Influential: 9,704thLargest Governments: 9,893rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,242ndBest Weather: 10,265thLowest Crime Rates: 10,508thMost Inclusive: 11,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,847thMost Secular: 11,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,984thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,648thMost Cultured: 13,828thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,867th
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Rudest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 110th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Conikslan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Conikslan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, conspiracy theorists allege Conikslandria's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Kaiser Conikslander day after day.
  • : Following new legislation in Conikslan, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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