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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,848th Largest Retail Industry: 2,910th Highest Crime Rates: 3,193rd
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Confusionland

Population795 million

CapitalCluelessville
LeaderKing of Questions

Currencyhuh
AnimalPlatypus

The Grand Clueless Nation of Confusionland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King of Questions with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 795 million Confusionlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cluelessville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Confusionlandian economy, worth 85.8 trillion huhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 107,973 huhs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and it is said that a Confusionlandian woman's work is never done. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Confusionland's national animal is the Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Confusionland is ranked 73,710th in the world and 16th in The Norwegian Region Legion for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 74.68 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,848thLargest Retail Industry: 2,910thHighest Crime Rates: 3,193rdFattest Citizens: 3,405thMost Armed: 5,184thRudest Citizens: 5,611thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,398thHighest Drug Use: 10,391stMost Avoided: 10,476thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,885thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,507thMost Efficient Economies: 16,593rd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, it is said that a Confusionlandian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Confusionland lodged a message on the The Norwegian Region Legion Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Confusionland, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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