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Most Devout: 3,127th Rudest Citizens: 4,186th Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,531st
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Dont let your memes be Dreams
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Confederation of the Nein

Population3.05 billion

CapitalNein City
LeaderKahern X

CurrencyChicken Wing
AnimalSaber Tooth Tiger

The Federation of Confederation of the Nein is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kahern X with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.05 billion Confederation of the Neinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nein City. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Confederation of the Neinian economy, worth 464 trillion Chicken Wings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,248 Chicken Wings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, Confederation of the Neinian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederation of the Nein's national animal is the Saber Tooth Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confederation of the Nein is ranked 30,808th in the world and 7th in Iveagh for Nudest, with 188.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Devout: 3,127thRudest Citizens: 4,186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,531stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,810thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,383rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,523rdTop
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Safest: 8,610thMost Efficient Economies: 9,346thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,669thHighest Average Incomes: 11,855thMost Inclusive: 12,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,792ndMost Developed: 13,729thLargest Retail Industry: 13,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,530th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, Confederation of the Neinian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Confederation of the Neinians marry themselves'.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, the government pours millions of Chicken Wings into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederation of the Nein, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Saber Tooth Tiger habitats.

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