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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,596thFattest Citizens: 5,985th
The Monarchical Confederation of
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Confederation of TESDAI

Population10.123 billion

CapitalTESDAI Tāone
LeaderKīngi TESDAI


The Monarchical Confederation of Confederation of TESDAI is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kīngi TESDAI with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.123 billion TESDAI Islanders enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TESDAI Tāone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The very strong Confederation of TESDAIian economy, worth 946 trillion Libfrays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 93,473 Libfrays, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,835 per year while the poor average 5,983, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederation of TESDAI's national animal is the Eye, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Confederation of TESDAI is ranked 94,264th in the world and 78th in Anteria for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,659.63 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,596thFattest Citizens: 5,985thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,940thLargest Retail Industry: 14,243rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,909thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,012thMost Armed: 17,653rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,838thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,320thHighest Economic Output: 25,932ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,849th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the region

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