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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,950thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,175th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Yall need some Capitalism
Danny Johnson
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Confederate Norway

Population3.623 billion

CapitalRichmond Oslo
LeaderDanny Johnson

CurrencyConfederate Norwegian krone
AnimalElk

The Republic of Confederate Norway is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Danny Johnson with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.623 billion Confederate Norwegians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond Oslo. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate Norwegian economy, worth 353 trillion Confederate Norwegian kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 97,682 Confederate Norwegian kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Danny Johnson has more friends than ever before, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederate Norway's national animal is the Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Confederate Norway is ranked 23,469th in the world and 3rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Rudest Citizens, with 102.99 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,950thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,226thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,175thFattest Citizens: 9,946thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 19,072ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,643rd
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, Danny Johnson has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, most people learn to drive on crash courses.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate Norway, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.

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