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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,652ndRudest Citizens: 2,151stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,028th
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Confederate American SU

Population3.013 billion

LeaderCassidy Pickett

CurrencyContinental
AnimalGadsden Snake

The Republic of Confederate American SU is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Cassidy Pickett with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.013 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 420 trillion Continentals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,481 Continentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, too many developers spoil the codebase, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate American SU's national animal is the Gadsden Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Confederate American SU is ranked 96,910th in the world and 1st in Actual Nazis for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 938.2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,652ndRudest Citizens: 2,151stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,028thMost Secular: 3,069thMost Armed: 3,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,888thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,742ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,989thSmartest Citizens: 11,129thTop
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Safest: 11,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,164thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,352ndMost Developed: 13,181stHealthiest Citizens: 13,396thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,327thHighest Average Incomes: 16,662ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,900thMost Politically Free: 19,012thMost Cultured: 20,046thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,049th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, too many developers spoil the codebase.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the American Navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Confederate American SU, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.

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