The Republic of Confederacion analitica-aceleracional is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Presidente Georges García with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.001 billion Acceleracionalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miskatonic. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederacion analitica-aceleracionalian economy, worth 681 trillion Bytcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 113,571 Bytcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Confederacion analitica-aceleracional's national animal is the Xenomorph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confederacion analitica-aceleracional is ranked 288,065^th in the world and 144^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -448.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.