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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,514thMost Secular: 7,233rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,266th
The Depressed Mumblings of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
I knew I'd never make it
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Conehead Dirge

Population1.471 billion

CapitalWitness Protection
LeaderDirge

Currencyseeker
AnimalF-15 jet

The Depressed Mumblings of Conehead Dirge is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dirge with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.471 billion Coneheads enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Witness Protection. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Conehead Dirgean economy, worth 128 trillion seekers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 87,118 seekers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is almost non-existent. Conehead Dirge's national animal is the F-15 jet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conehead Dirge is ranked 87,066th in the world and 1,446th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 128 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,514thMost Secular: 7,233rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,266thNicest Citizens: 8,440thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,233rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,445thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,994thMost Inclusive: 11,241stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,566thTop
10%
Best Weather: 13,869thMost Income Equality: 14,910thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,857thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,874thMost Pacifist: 22,958th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Secular: 251st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 281st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 286th in the regionNicest Citizens: 299th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 303rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 319th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 354th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 415th in the regionBest Weather: 470th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 501st in the regionNudest: 529th in the regionMost Income Equality: 599th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 610th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 618th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 736th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 738th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Conehead Dirge's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Conehead Dirge was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Conehead Dirge was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Conehead Dirge, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Conehead Dirge was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Conehead Dirge, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Conehead Dirge, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Conehead Dirge, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
  • : Conehead Dirge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Conehead Dirge, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.

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