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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,444thMost Influential: 1,646thMost Secular: 2,014th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Condonohia

Population5.427 billion

CapitalBronzangrad
LeaderComrade Bronzan
FaithBronzanity

CurrencyCondon
AnimalProle

The Unitary State of Condonohia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.427 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Condonohian economy, worth 627 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,642 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 192,968th in the world and 5,103rd in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 22.04 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,444thMost Influential: 1,646thMost Secular: 2,014thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,915thBest Weather: 4,143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,771stLowest Crime Rates: 5,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,540thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,645thMost Authoritarian: 6,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,557thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,144thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,525thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,573rdLargest Governments: 8,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,146thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,846thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,205thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,739thLargest Black Market: 14,237thMost Conservative: 14,592ndSmartest Citizens: 18,472ndMost Stationary: 19,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,609thMost Extreme: 21,644th
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Most Influential: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Secular: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionMost Stationary: 289th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 344th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 347th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 350th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 412th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 412th in the regionLargest Populations: 413th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 420th in the regionMost Income Equality: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 485th in the regionMost Conservative: 545th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 548th in the region

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