by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,774thMost Secular: 2,391stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,466th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population10.582 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.582 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 116,763 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 286,108th in the world and 6,512th in the West Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.2 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,774thMost Secular: 2,391stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,466thMost Influential: 2,487thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,954thTop
Best Weather: 4,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,811thLowest Crime Rates: 6,288thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,358thHealthiest Citizens: 8,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,010thLargest Governments: 9,422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,713thMost Patriotic: 11,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,940thMost Stationary: 13,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,358thMost Authoritarian: 14,595thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,965thSmartest Citizens: 16,741stMost Income Equality: 17,382ndHighest Economic Output: 18,363rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,860thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,856thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,360thMost Conservative: 29,216thSafest: 29,274th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 130th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Stationary: 148th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionMost Patriotic: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 237th in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionLargest Black Market: 268th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 330th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 416th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 450th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 476th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 554th in the regionMost Income Equality: 564th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 574th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 669th in the regionSafest: 696th in the regionMost Developed: 699th in the region

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