by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,876thMost Secular: 2,230thMost Influential: 2,388th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.593 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.593 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth 884 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,517 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 44,818th in the world and 802nd in the West Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 92.89 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,876thMost Secular: 2,230thTop
Most Influential: 2,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,485thBest Weather: 4,050thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,676thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,248thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,656thLowest Crime Rates: 5,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,149thMost Patriotic: 7,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,385thHealthiest Citizens: 8,484thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,075thLargest Governments: 9,185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,164thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,882ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,614thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,016thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,051stMost Stationary: 15,680thMost Income Equality: 16,268thSmartest Citizens: 16,973rdLargest Black Market: 19,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,691stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,753rdHighest Economic Output: 22,071st
Most Influential: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 138th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the regionMost Patriotic: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 180th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionLargest Black Market: 253rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 280th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 349th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 372nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 421st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 457th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 468th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 472nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 548th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 573rd in the region

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