The Republic of Condonohia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.403 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Condonohian economy, worth 356 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,666 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Unladened Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 2,783^rd in the world and 147^th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 95.84 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.