by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,779thMost Secular: 2,196thMost Influential: 2,232nd
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.02 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.02 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth 813 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,915 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 227,114th in the world and 5,486th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.45 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,779thMost Secular: 2,196thMost Influential: 2,232ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,886thBest Weather: 3,946thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,254thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,594thLowest Crime Rates: 5,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,917thMost Patriotic: 6,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,329thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,440thHealthiest Citizens: 8,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,175thLargest Governments: 9,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,607thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,899thMost Authoritarian: 11,257thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,564thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,206thMost Income Equality: 15,789thMost Stationary: 16,714thSmartest Citizens: 17,727thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,839thLargest Black Market: 21,383rdMost Conservative: 23,219th
Most Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 111th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 141st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 190th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248th in the regionLargest Black Market: 260th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 297th in the regionLargest Populations: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 359th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 389th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 395th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 403rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 430th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 506th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 520th in the regionMost Income Equality: 521st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 125 » Kittenlicious, Wickedly evil people, New Democratic Republic of Russia, DiscGolfLand, Fujai, Shaktirajya, Mathematania, Kisovec, Robbinston, Champaign, Mirchusko, Greg Tucker, Carinthea, Lynier, Meedvheyt, Archonina, Acropylae, Psikuta, Gryphonian Alliance, Common Good, Wyndward, Oronia, Greynne, Liberillia, Dreamers for Hope, The Undivided, New Belia, Westwind, Ferroia, Sensorland, Great Sheriffdom, Tropical Isles, Atheist States of Philippines, Pandaland II, Dilber, Orcatortugs, Arnic, Holmani, Akshireuya, Constantinopolisia, Ceden, Marina Nova, Avonna, Albyion Kingdom, Squornshelan Remnant States, Libterraria, Ingentis Novus, Crazy Waters, Redenya, Vlobbania, and 75 others.The Technocratic Ideas, Athrid HullHund, Thessalian, Xupqeu, Ubiquistania, Kiensu, Twisted Duality, Bodusse, Fallgriffin, Probablynotverygoodistan, Glorious Existence, The North American Assembly, Triestine, Sindria, Vasilism, Moriari, BoxcarJim, Dioswania, Leukogeras, Ellcrys, Fumafuma, Majuria, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, San Mazer, Einherfell, IndyCar Racing, Mediobogdum, Loegries, Nas Crustium, Anuubis, Volkason, Fallen Iron Duke, Zoran, Grand Republic of the Sun, Irador, Mon Mumar, Giovanniland, Hamburg Neo, Orson Welles, BIteland, Arvladma, Aldesport, Yaspica, Xicqy, Willow Gate, Forcaforta, Podium, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, The Greater Rizal, Theicor, Antahbrantahstan, Ostrogothaland, Rowdy, Husac, Professor thomas, Befiehl, The First Earth Empire, Wellington Bingbong, Lodiberdade, Weratt, Dictator s, Lothundy, Av Libertas Vindex, Keggland, Plarland Amex, Burakis, Free Radio States, Santos-Dominius, The United Republic of Westend, The divisive isolationists, The Anti-Social Socialists, Win Mints, and Namiona.

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