by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,707thMost Secular: 2,602ndMost Influential: 2,774th
The Unitary State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity and Justice and State Surveillance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.925 billion

LeaderComrade Bronzan


The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.925 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,709 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 286,931st in the world and 3,479th in the West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.67 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,707thMost Secular: 2,602ndMost Influential: 2,774thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,881stTop
Best Weather: 3,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,213thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,395thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,007thLowest Crime Rates: 6,413thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,812thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,952ndLargest Governments: 9,394thMost Stationary: 11,147thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,730thMost Authoritarian: 12,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,615thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,076thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,702ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,253rdSmartest Citizens: 16,296thMost Income Equality: 16,493rdHighest Economic Output: 17,171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,345thMost Patriotic: 19,085thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,531stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,616thSafest: 24,142nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 97th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 107th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 185th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 248th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 305th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 331st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 337th in the region

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