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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,936thFattest Citizens: 15,011thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,387th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Condition variable

Population3.168 billion

Currencyguilder
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of Condition variable is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.168 billion Condition variableans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The large but inefficient Condition variablean economy, worth 151 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,895 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Condition variablean husbands are dead good at fathering kids, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condition variable's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Condition variable is ranked 199,342nd in the world and 4,111th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,936thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15,011thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,387thLargest Black Market: 21,670th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 56th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 344th in the regionLargest Black Market: 380th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 393rd in the regionMost Devout: 480th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 497th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Condition variable was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Condition variable was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Condition variable was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, Condition variablean husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, parents receive hefty fines for telling kids to eat their vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Condition variable, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.

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