by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 800th Most Influential: 1,778th Most Armed: 2,129th
The Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We live, we work and then we die from that work
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.543 billion


Animalwild whore

The Democratic Republic of Concordatofthebridge is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by P-J with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.543 billion Concordatofthebridgeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norregatan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Concordatofthebridgean economy, worth 371 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 146,187 Kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,194 per year while the poor average 33,375, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of P-J's most personal functions, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on P-J's desk. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Concordatofthebridge's national animal is the wild whore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Masochism.

Concordatofthebridge is ranked 164,282nd in the world and 8,902nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 800thTop
Most Influential: 1,778thMost Armed: 2,129thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,167thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,237thFattest Citizens: 3,435thMost Avoided: 3,452ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,624thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,863rdNudest: 4,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,803rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,003rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,005thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,386thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,080thLargest Retail Industry: 7,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,360thTop
Most Conservative: 10,064thLargest Black Market: 10,503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,225thHighest Average Incomes: 13,627thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,486thMost Efficient Economies: 16,260th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 70th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 112th in the regionMost Avoided: 115th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 145th in the regionNudest: 146th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 264th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionLargest Black Market: 289th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 415th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 585th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 591st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 655th in the regionMost Influential: 686th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 823rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 830th in the region

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