The Republic of Concordare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Consul with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.296 billion Concordarans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Concordaran economy, worth a remarkable 8,109 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 308,398 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown. Concordare's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Concordare is ranked 96,440^th in the world and 22^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 195.54 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.